Knicker Shortage Hits The Lakes!
A recent survey has discovered that all might not be well in the popular holiday destination The Lake District. A disaster has struck. There is a shortage of knickers!
Due to the high volume of gift shops, cafes and outdoor clothing retailers many towns in the area have found a lack in local lingerie shops. Residents often have to travel to out of town supermarkets where they can only buy the most basic of briefs.
Lingerie Please never likes to hear of a lady without lingerie so we have come up with a solution… Shop online! With a great selection of knickers, thongs and briefs you’ll never be stuck for choice. You can even get matching bras, (Lingerie Please is yet to discover whether or not this pandemic has also spread to the bra sector) but if it has… Never fear, Lingerie Please is here! Sit back and relax in the knowledge that you shall never be short of a place to buy you luxurious lingerie again.
We hope to help the ladies of the lakes. This must be a hard time for them and we will provide all the relief we can, promising to bring you quality fit, beautiful designs and fast delivery we really are doing our best. If you are one of the lucky ones who’s town is not affected by the Lake’s overspill off post card stalls then take a look anyway… We promise to delight you!
Good luck to The Lakes, we hope the towns are flooded with knickers soon!