Police Lingerie Law!

Who ever thought the day would come when there was a rule solely aimed at Police Officers, particularly at those in the West Midlands.  Police officers of Birmingham and around are now not aloud to wear obvious or bright coloured lingerie, and their underwear has to be ‘inconspicuous under uniform’.

Several officers have reported that they think it is a horrendous rule and they hate the fact of their superiors keeping tabs on their underwear and its exposure!

Thongs can be regularly shown when chasing criminals apparently, and no underwear should be visible through trousers. Policewomen are confused about the type of lingerie they can now wear, if thongs aren’t allowed and VPL can’t be shown, then that means that big knickers aren’t suitable too!

Are they going to have to wear something like shorts down to their knee that look like running leggings? Or they could go commando to protest, but then this would probably cause more trouble!

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