Cheating Garter?
Friday, February 11th, 2011
You know the ways of people are bad when a product is made to ensure that we don’t commit adultery.
A garter has been created, that alerts the wearers (girl) partner when they become sexually aroused. This is to be worn when the couple are away from one another, and the boyfriend/husband can ensure his girlfriend isn’t going to want to cheat – Absolutely ridiculous I know.
The garter contains a microchip which can sense a rapidly rising pulse rate and surface moisture levels on the skin. I’ve been thinking, surely just being hot and dancing in a club is going to do this? Knowing me – I’d have a shot and it would send a text to my boyfriend! Actually, I would never need to wear one anyway, and would refuse to!
And for those sneaky ones, if you take the garter off – it sends an immediate text to your boyfriend so he knows you’ve taken it off! This hideous invention was created by a couple when their relationship nearly went to pot when the wife cheated on her husband. I just think it’s outrageous that you could be with someone who you obviously didn’t trust! Forget the garter, just forget the girlfriend!
Happy Valentines weekend guys! I hope all your sexy lingerie, bras and knickers look fabulous! xxx